There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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