I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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