I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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