i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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