Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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