I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
