i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
We named our party play list daddy issues
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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