idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Less talking, more tequila
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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