you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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