I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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