so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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