it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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