24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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