just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
