i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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