Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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