It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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