Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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