nut hugger
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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