Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
All I want is dick and wine.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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