Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
