i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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