I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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