She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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