gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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