belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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