they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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