marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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