She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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