This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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