Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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