I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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