fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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