can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
