Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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