it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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