I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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