I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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