Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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