What did we do last night that was yellow?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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