Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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