doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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