Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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