Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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