If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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