hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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