For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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