can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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