she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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