Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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