How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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