"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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