oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I would fuck him just for his dog
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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