Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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