Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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