I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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