this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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