The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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