That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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